Before we sit down, let's be honest with each other.
I take on a small number of investor buyers at a time, because doing it properly means running numbers, walking houses and writing offers — weeks of work per client. This questionnaire is how I find out whether I'm the right person for what you're trying to do, and whether right now is the right moment.
Answer it straight. Some answers will end it early, and that's a good outcome — it saves us both a meeting neither of us needed.
That's everything
I needed.
Your answers are with me. I'll look at your market and your numbers before I come back to you — which I'll do within one business day, on the contact method you picked.
Money before
houses. Always.
Everything you told me says you're serious about this. But on the financing side there's a step that has to come first, and doing it out of order is how people fall in love with a house they can't buy.
Talk to a lender before you talk to me. Not because of the amount — because until someone has actually looked at your file, nobody can tell you which houses are real for you. It's free, it takes a phone call, and it changes the whole conversation.
What I'd do this week
- Call BillHe handles lending for my clients. Tell him you came from me and what you're trying to buy. He'll tell you straight what you qualify for and what would move it.
- Ask him the credit question directlyIf your score is what's in the way, he'll tell you exactly which two or three things to fix, and roughly how long they take. It's usually months, not years.
- Then come backOnce you've got a number from him, we start properly. Send me his letter and I'll pick up where this left off.
I've kept your answers, so none of this is wasted. When you come back with a pre-approval letter, we start from section nine, not section one.
And to be clear about what just happened: I'm not turning you away. I'm refusing to waste the next six weekends of your life. There's a difference, and you'll feel it later.
Exploring is
the right move.
Just not with
me, yet.
You said you're only exploring, so I'm going to take you at your word and not sell you a strategy call. Exploring is better done reading than sitting across from an agent who'll want to talk timelines and offers.
Come back when a date has appeared — a lease ending, a bonus landing, a number in your head. That's when an hour with me is worth your time, and mine.
Worth your next hour instead
- The numbers I run before I let a client offerCash to close, cash flow, cash-on-cash, ARV, reserves. Learn these and you'll never need me to tell you a deal is bad.
- The furnished-versus-long-term comparisonThe single decision that most changes what a Jefferson County rental earns.
- Watch a few listings for ninety daysPick three streets, follow what actually sells and for how much. Nothing teaches a market faster, and it's free.
I've got your details. If you'd rather I check in when something changes, text me the word "later" on 314.795.8772 and I'll leave you alone until then.
Then I'm not
your person —
and here's
who is.
You said no to a buyer's agency agreement. I'd rather respect that than talk you round, so let me explain it once and then point you somewhere useful.
Representing an investor buyer properly is weeks of unpaid work — pulling comps, walking houses, running numbers, writing offers that don't get accepted. The agreement is what makes that possible. Without one I'd be doing it on a handshake while legally still working for the seller, which is worse for you than it sounds.
Genuinely better options for you
- Buy unrepresented, direct with listing agentsEntirely legitimate, and cheaper on paper. Know that the agent you meet at the house works for the seller, and read everything twice.
- Find an agent who works differentlySome brokerages do hourly or flat-fee consulting with no agreement. Worth asking around — it may be exactly the shape you want.
- Come to me for the other thingsDesign, staging and furnishing are separate services with no agency involved. Same for renting one of my furnished homes.
If it was the document rather than the idea you objected to — go back and pick "I'd like to understand it first". That's a completely different conversation and I'm happy to have it.
Come back
with a number.
You told me the funds aren't there yet and that under $10,000 is what you could reach. I'm not going to pretend that buys an investment property in this market — it doesn't, and an agent who tells you otherwise is wasting your time to fill their pipeline.
None of that means never. It means the next move is a savings and lending plan, not a house tour.
The actual path from here
- Talk to Bill anywayFree, and worth it now rather than later. He'll tell you the real number you need for the kind of house you want — down payment, closing, reserves — so you're saving toward a figure instead of a feeling.
- Ask about house hackingIf you'd live in it, owner-occupied financing needs dramatically less down than an investment loan. It's the one lane where a smaller number genuinely works, and it's how a lot of my investor clients started.
- Then come find meWhen the number is in the account, I'll still be here, and this conversation gets a lot shorter.
If I've read that wrong — if there's family money, a partner, equity in something, or a 401(k) you'd borrow against — go back and change it. "Prefer to discuss privately" is a real option and it doesn't stop the form.